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hi pigman

hope you dont mind if i ask you a few questions

 

 

 

1,do you have your own teeth

2,the hair on your head is it your own

3,what aged group do you fit into

4,do you walk unaided

5,do you dribble when you talk,

6,are you a stranger to your bath,

7,is a night out for you sitting in your back garden,

8,do you have a back garden,

9,do your mum still wash your underwear

10,what car do you drive

11,can you drive

12,whats more important a day out with the lady of your dreams or a day out shooting,

13,if your house was on fire which would you save first .the wife or your shotguns

14,are you a fireman,farmer,male model,or wear a uniform for work(fast food ones do not count)

15,do you agree that us ladys are always right

if you give the right answers then you might just find what you are looking for on pw xxxxx suzy (mrs) :blush::blush:

 

Cheers Suzy. You saved me asking. Hehe. Let me know when you get full answers!!!

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12,whats more important a day out with the lady of your dreams or a day out shooting,

 

 

A day out shooting would be my choice :blush::blush::good:

 

 

 

:blush:

and also...13,if your house was on fire which would you save first .the wife or your shotguns?

 

If my shotguns had legs of their own I may leave them to save themselves. As they don't, the missus will just have to help me rescue them :good:

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Ok - full answers here we go......

 

1,do you have your own teeth

Will 'mostly' do?

2,the hair on your head is it your own

What hair?

3,what aged group do you fit into

Which ever will let me fit into them!

4,do you walk unaided

yes, but sometimes with a limp...

5,do you dribble when you talk,

Depends who I'm talking to :good:

6,are you a stranger to your bath,

Men have showers....

7,is a night out for you sitting in your back garden,

Yes...with a can of beer, dog by my side and the Mrs on hand for anything else....

8,do you have a back garden,

Yes, and a garden shed :blush:

9,do your mum still wash your underwear

Not all she washes......

10,what car do you drive

Someone elses normally!

11,can you drive

Depends on how much drink I've had

12,whats more important a day out with the lady of your dreams or a day out shooting,

The shooting will do nicely thanks

13,if your house was on fire which would you save first .the wife or your shotguns

I'd send the wife in for the shotguns

14,are you a fireman,farmer,male model,or wear a uniform for work(fast food ones do not count)

I wear a uniform at night :blush:

15,do you agree that us ladys are always right

Depends how desperate I am!!

if you give the right answers then you might just find what you are looking for on pw xxxxx suzy (mrs) :good::blush:

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Ok - full answers here we go......

 

1,do you have your own teeth

Will 'mostly' do?

2,the hair on your head is it your own

What hair?

3,what aged group do you fit into

Which ever will let me fit into them!

4,do you walk unaided

yes, but sometimes with a limp...

5,do you dribble when you talk,

Depends who I'm talking to :good:

6,are you a stranger to your bath,

Men have showers....

7,is a night out for you sitting in your back garden,

Yes...with a can of beer, dog by my side and the Mrs on hand for anything else....

8,do you have a back garden,

Yes, and a garden shed :blush:

9,do your mum still wash your underwear

Not all she washes......

10,what car do you drive

Someone elses normally!

11,can you drive

Depends on how much drink I've had

12,whats more important a day out with the lady of your dreams or a day out shooting,

The shooting will do nicely thanks

13,if your house was on fire which would you save first .the wife or your shotguns

I'd send the wife in for the shotguns

14,are you a fireman,farmer,male model,or wear a uniform for work(fast food ones do not count)

I wear a uniform at night :blush:

15,do you agree that us ladys are always right

Depends how desperate I am!!

if you give the right answers then you might just find what you are looking for on pw xxxxx suzy (mrs) :good::blush:

bagsy would you like me to pm pigman for you .you never know worth a try . i think i could be good at is blind date thing xxxx suzy

p.s let me no if hes the man for you

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