joke for the weekend

[the last engineer]

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for

my dog, Schatzi, and was in line to check out.

 

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog......Duh!!

 

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her

NO. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50lbs.

before I'd awakened in the intensive care unit with

tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in

both arms.

 

Her eyes bugged out of her head.

 

I went on with the bogus diet story and she was

totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy,

inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to

load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and

simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The package said the food is nutritionally complete

so I was going to try it again.

 

I have to mention here that practically everyone in

the line was now enthralled with my story,

particularly the tall guy behind her.

 

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food

had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the

hospital.

 

I said no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the

street licking my *** when a car hit me.

 

I thought the tall guy was going to need to be

carried out the door.

[berettaman1]

Ha Ha I had a good laugh at that one, cheers bud. :o

[john faul]

:o