Ballymac Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe> > when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Paddy politely ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation. The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course". The Englishman blew a huge bubble."We don't. In England we only eat whats inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland". The Englishman had a smirk on his face. Paddy listened in silence. The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, Paddy replied "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them , transform them into jam and sell it to Ireland." Paddy then asked "Do you have sex in England?" The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do." Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course." Now it was Paddys turn to smile. "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England. "Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisa Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Haha lot of reading at this time of morning but worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I believe the Irish invented the toilet seat, but the English put the hole in the middle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john faul Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I believe the Irish invented the toilet seat, but the English put the hole in the middle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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