Chard Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 The Welsh Mountain Zoo in Colwyn Bay, North Wales had acquired a female of a very rare species of sheep. Within a few weeks, the sheep became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem - the sheep was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male sheep of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Bubba, a big lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Bubba had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution. Bubba was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to sleep with the sheep for 500 pounds? Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." "Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was. "Well," said Bubba........ "Could you give me another week to come up with the 500 quid?" :o :look: :lol: :lol: :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shootingman Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Almost p----d myself laughing, brill m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cranfield Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "Bubba" in "Colwyn Bay, North Wales" ? ........................are you sure ? The last time I heard that joke "Bubba" worked in a Zoo in Georgia and the female was a gorilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 if i remember correctly,they made love,and had 2 daughters..... baaaabera and meeeelanie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "Bubba" in "Colwyn Bay, North Wales" ? ........................are you sure ? Yes, well it was Dai Evans in the joke, but I was trying not to imply that the Welsh have a liking for sheep :( :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "Bubba" in "Colwyn Bay, North Wales" ? ........................are you sure ? Yes, well it was Dai Evans in the joke, but I was trying not to imply that the Welsh have a liking for sheep :o :( :look: that was even funnier than the actual joke. SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caeser Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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