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Yarse tis my regular haunt.

 

You will find Flashman, Evil Elvis, Louis Valentine there most days.

 

Saturday its at the Farm (opposite the Saxton 4x4 Garage on the road between Hutton and Billericay) and Sundays its at the bottom of the Stock scrapyards. Not sure what time we will be going tomorrow because we were going to shoot the Margaretting one that has come on line again.

 

You're welcome to join us - if you're not a nutter etc. :lol:

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thanks Mungler, wont be this Sunday.... I'll take you up on that next time you're there....only shot at Braintree so far, Give me a shout ta...Hmmm waddya mean nutter?

 

What Mung meant is that you are welcome as long as you cant beat his scores !! :good:

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On the contrary shooting with people who are better than you means that you learn and improve, which is why your scores have been getting better LV :good:

 

"Nutter" as in lunatic, have a "list", know how to strip a gun down blind folded, pretend to be ex SAS, have a favorite knife which you keep on a leather pouch on your belt (next to the leather pouch that has your zippo and rolling baccy in it), wear Rayban aviator mirror sunglasses all year round and say that it's because of an eye condition whereas actually you think it makes you look like Chuck Norris or the mean guard off Cool Hand Luke, have a bandana, know the price and complete specification for every gun ever made, spend all you weekends sitting in your local gunshop at the end of the counter discussing the better points of the Co2 CP99 against the Makarov and hinting that you have fired or actually have the real deal but don't like to talk about it, have been refused your SGC and or FAC, have night vision on a paint ball gun or soft air gun.

 

You get the gist :lol:

 

If you don't meet any of the above criteria, then come on down.

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On the contrary shooting with people who are better than you means that you learn and improve, which is why your scores have been getting better LV :good:

 

"Nutter" as in lunatic, have a "list", know how to strip a gun down blind folded, pretend to be ex SAS, have a favorite knife which you keep on a leather pouch on your belt (next to the leather pouch that has your zippo and rolling baccy in it), wear Rayban aviator mirror sunglasses all year round and say that it's because of an eye condition whereas actually you think it makes you look like Chuck Norris or the mean guard off Cool Hand Luke, have a bandana, know the price and complete specification for every gun ever made, spend all you weekends sitting in your local gunshop at the end of the counter discussing the better points of the Co2 CP99 against the Makarov and hinting that you have fired or actually have the real deal but don't like to talk about it, have been refused your SGC and or FAC, have night vision on a paint ball gun or soft air gun.

 

You get the gist :lol:

 

If you don't meet any of the above criteria, then come on down.

 

owning four or more shotguns....

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On the contrary shooting with people who are better than you means that you learn and improve, which is why your scores have been getting better LV :good:

 

"Nutter" as in lunatic, have a "list", know how to strip a gun down blind folded, pretend to be ex SAS, have a favorite knife which you keep on a leather pouch on your belt (next to the leather pouch that has your zippo and rolling baccy in it), wear Rayban aviator mirror sunglasses all year round and say that it's because of an eye condition whereas actually you think it makes you look like Chuck Norris or the mean guard off Cool Hand Luke, have a bandana, know the price and complete specification for every gun ever made, spend all you weekends sitting in your local gunshop at the end of the counter discussing the better points of the Co2 CP99 against the Makarov and hinting that you have fired or actually have the real deal but don't like to talk about it, have been refused your SGC and or FAC, have night vision on a paint ball gun or soft air gun.

 

You get the gist :good:

 

If you don't meet any of the above criteria, then come on down.

 

owning four or more shotguns....

 

 

That's most of the population of Pigeon Watch,

 

Mungler,

 

That could be classed as discrimination :lol:

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On the contrary shooting with people who are better than you means that you learn and improve, which is why your scores have been getting better LV <_<

 

"Nutter" as in lunatic, have a "list", know how to strip a gun down blind folded, pretend to be ex SAS, have a favorite knife which you keep on a leather pouch on your belt (next to the leather pouch that has your zippo and rolling baccy in it), wear Rayban aviator mirror sunglasses all year round and say that it's because of an eye condition whereas actually you think it makes you look like Chuck Norris or the mean guard off Cool Hand Luke, have a bandana, know the price and complete specification for every gun ever made, spend all you weekends sitting in your local gunshop at the end of the counter discussing the better points of the Co2 CP99 against the Makarov and hinting that you have fired or actually have the real deal but don't like to talk about it, have been refused your SGC and or FAC, have night vision on a paint ball gun or soft air gun.

 

You get the gist :blush:

 

If you don't meet any of the above criteria, then come on down.

 

owning four or more shotguns....

 

 

That's most of the population of Pigeon Watch,

 

 

 

your point being ?... :blush:

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Martin,

 

You have an open invite, always.

 

Big Al's is our local straw bale - it runs every Sat and Sun and we are either there or sniffing out other clay shoots - we have recently started sewing our clay seeds round a bit to take in new targets.

 

If you are about this Saturday let us know - we were thinking about taking in a new shoot - we have tried in the last month

 

Southdown

JJS at Dartford

Dartford SG

Margaretting

 

And this Saturday I think we were either going to have a stab at Little Hyde Hall >>here<< or do a few rounds at Big Al's

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Power breakfast equals muesli, rye bread toast, mango and papaya juice.

 

And if you want that go to the gay health farm, if you want to shoot with us it is eggs, bacon, sausage and beans, with an extra cheeky fried slice :blush:

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Hang on somebody forgot to mention the side order of Salad :exclamation:

 

Deffo up for Sunday, I like the Tollesbury shoot, last time I was there, real friendly bunch of guys and lady(s). If memory serves me right I had just purchased my Browning S/A and was giving it a bash. Nice setting Wind, rain or shine.

 

Look forward to beating meeting you there.

 

SS

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Hang on somebody forgot to mention the side order of Salad :exclamation:

 

Deffo up for Sunday, I like the Tollesbury shoot, last time I was there, real friendly bunch of guys and lady(s). If memory serves me right I had just purchased my Browning S/A and was giving it a bash. Nice setting Wind, rain or shine.

 

Look forward to beating meeting you there.

 

SS

 

 

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IN YOUR DREAMS

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Phew...that's me ok then....just got me mexican bandit double ammo belts an hat...I'm growing the moustache, aribaaaa aribaaaa....gringos

 

 

broken man

 

believe me your going to fit in just fine

 

ps do you like power breakfasts

 

TP,

 

Mung has got a good 4 stone on me and most of my weight is in my manhood :good:

 

I had to Google her name :exclamation: and it said -

 

LENA ZAVARONI will perhaps be best remembered as the talented little singer from Rothesay on the remote Scottish Isle of Bute, who for five weeks running in 1973–4, won “Opportunity Knocks†— the British TV talent show hosted by Hughey Green — with her song; “Ma, he’s making eyes at meâ€.

 

I guess she was one of your teenage pin-ups TP ? You old ****** !! :good:

 

LV

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Oi you leave Mr. Pott alone, tubby. I hold my weight well :exclamation:

 

Anyhows, I have a clear shooting weekend and fell off my diet this afternoon with an afternoon in the pub Berettaman1 stylee.

 

Tomorrow. Bog Al's for 10 a.m start. Bring your gaylord hat because I won't be taking it home :good:

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