this is a joke

[berettaman1]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ??

[dazza]

:blink:

[codling99]

took me a while to get it but :blink:

[Tom Janaway]

I was promised a joke, not just a series of random sentances. :blink:

 

 

Thats for the "there's alot you dont know coment"

[berettaman1]

I was promised a joke, not just a series of random sentances. :blink:

 

 

Thats for the "there's alot you dont know coment"

Look again I promised you nothing, And in my "coment" I said it was a joke.

[Tom Janaway]

I was promised a joke, not just a series of random sentances. :blink:

 

 

Thats for the "there's alot you dont know coment"

Look again I promised you nothing, And in my "coment" I said it was a joke.

 

I'm not going to dignify that with a responce.

[peter-peter]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

B MAN. I'm going to have to come out of retirement.

[berettaman1]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

B MAN. I'm going to have to come out of retirement.

Hooray for Pete, come back bud all is forgiven,

[peter-peter]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

B MAN. I'm going to have to come out of retirement.

Hooray for Pete, come back bud all is forgiven,

ok b man pete is back.

3 tramps walking down the road, see a big old sow, with its head stuck in an hawthorn hedge

1st tramp says, cor wish that were madonna,

2nd tramp says, wish it where linda lusardi,

3rd tramp says I wish it where bloody dark.

[peter-peter]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

B MAN. I'm going to have to come out of retirement.

Hooray for Pete, come back bud all is forgiven,

2 pansies in a phone box ringing each other.

[peter-peter]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ??

B MAN. I'm going to have to come out of retirement.

Hooray for Pete, come back bud all is forgiven,

clarence says to his mate i'm going to be frank with you,

his mate says you lousy bitch it where my turn to be frank tonight. :blink:

pete's back

[tulkyuk]

2 pansies in a phone box ringing each other.

[peter-peter]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

commonwealth cousin clocks of early. goes up to heaven,

st peter meets him at the golden gate,"hey up lad what a tha doing up here tha should be darn below(st peter comes from barnsley)

A want to come in cous says,

tha cant come in here lad tha's rang colour,

cous, says hey up a where born in bradford, an am a good un,

this morning afore a clocked of, a give five quid to't simaritans. five quid to dr barnadoes. and a fiver to battersby dogs home.

st peter said hang on a'll have a word wi god and went back in,

5 minutes past and pete came back.

cous say's

well what did god say.

st peter said. the's yu'r £15 here now **** off down below.

[berettaman1]

in the pentagon the secretary of defence is briefing George Bush about casualties in Iraq, today mr President 3 brazilion soldiers were killed!! OH MY GOD NO< NO, says the pres, and sits down ,his head in his hands, the staff look on agast at the show of grief,!! Eventually Bush lookes up and says........... How many is three brazillion ?? :blink:

commonwealth cousin clocks of early. goes up to heaven,

st peter meets him at the golden gate,"hey up lad what a tha doing up here tha should be darn below(st peter comes from barnsley)

A want to come in cous says,

tha cant come in here lad tha's rang colour,

cous, says hey up a where born in bradford, an am a good un,

this morning afore a clocked of, a give five quid to't simaritans. five quid to dr barnadoes. and a fiver to battersby dogs home.

st peter said hang on a'll have a word wi god and went back in,

5 minutes past and pete came back.

cous say's

well what did god say.

st peter said. the's yu'r £15 here now **** off down below.

 

OH OH, Your in trouble now Pete, Wait till D F B sees them Jokes, he will rip you to pieces!!

[berettaman1]

I was promised a joke, not just a series of random sentances.

 

 

Thats for the "there's alot you dont know coment"

Look again I promised you nothing, And in my "coment" I said it was a joke. :blink:

 

I'm not going to dignify that with a responce.

HA HA HA!, you just have, Hee Hee Hee.