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Morris Dancers


steve_b_wales
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A man was sitting outside his local country pub, when a group of Morris Dancers started to perform. After they had finished, he decided that he would like to join. He asked the leader of the group who gave him an application form to fill in.

He filled the form in and sent it off. After 4 weeks, he had heard nothing, and decided to make enquiries.

He spoke to a staff member from human resources who got his application form out to investigate it. She said to the man that there was a problem with one of the questions that he had answered. She said to him that where it asked 'Are you Circumcised ' you ticked 'yes'. The man agreed. "Well, she said, that's the problem", You have got to be a complete p***k to be a Morris Dancer

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