ausie poem

[peter-peter]

Australian Love Poem

 

 

 

Of course I love ya darlin

 

You're a bloody top-notch bird

 

And when I say you're gorgeous

 

I mean every single word

 

 

 

So ya bum is on the big side

 

I don't mind a bit of flab

 

It means that when I'm ready

 

There's somethin there to grab

 

 

 

So your belly isn't flat no more

 

I tell ya, I don't care

 

So long as when I cuddle ya

 

I can get my arms round there

 

 

 

No woman who is your age

 

Has nice round perky breasts

 

They just gave in to gravity

 

But I know ya did ya best

 

 

 

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

 

I never tell ya lies

 

I think its very sexy

 

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

 

 

 

I swear on me Granny's grave now

 

The moment that we met

 

I thought you was as good as

 

I was ever gonna get

 

 

 

No matter what u look like

 

I'll always love ya dear

 

Now shut up while the footy's on

 

And fetch another beer.

[berettaman1]

Brilliant, Gonna read that to the wife and if you saw her you,le realise how brave I am! :blink:

[myuserid]

Reminded me of my sister-in-law who is an aussie :blink:

[LEFTY478]

Quality! :blink:

[WeihrauchPower]

I think i'll email that to the missus! :blink:

[soreshoulder]

brill :blink: