Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 10. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 11. She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER. all the best yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 I trust soon-to-be Mrs YP isnt around at the moment!! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 good ones.. not sure if i put any of them in my English Exam on thursday. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 :yp: Very good yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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