Joke

[Fisherman Mike]

An English couple, heavily into conservation were touring Americas North West.

 

One of the organised trips was to a Chicken Farm which was at the forefront of humane egg rearing. As they were walking around with the Farm manager there was a terrible din. "Whats that noise" said the couple, "Its a racoon said the farmer caught in one of the traps, we shall take it out and kill it. "

 

"No, No, dont do that" said the wife "let me have it" and she pleaded for its life. The farmer reluctantly agreed and the coon was boxed up and put in the car.

 

Later in the tour the same thing happened again This time it was a young fox, and again the wife pleaded for its life and the fox was boxed up and put in the car.

 

Later still, again there was a terrible din and this time a Skunk was caught, again the wife pleaded with the farmer and it was duly saved.

 

Later that evening the couple were back in the hotel room packing as it was their last day of the tour and they were flying back to Blighty the next morning.

 

"What an earth are you going to do with those animals" said the Husband, "There is no way you will get them through customs."

 

"Well I have a plan" said the wife, "I shall tranquilise them with my sleeping pills and the racoon I shall wrap around my head as if its a coon skin hat, The fox I shall put around my neck as if its a fox skin wrap, and the skunk I shall roll it up and stick it down my Knickers."

 

"What about the unholy smell" said the husband..

 

"Well, if it dies, it dies said the wife."! :yp:

[Aled_cky]

good one there.. shame you got your speach marks in the wrong places :yp:

Aled

[ernyha]

:yp: What are "speach" marks Aled?

[The Sniper]

Aled,

 

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. :yp: