Fisherman Mike Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Three Buck rabbits escape from the laboratory and hot tail it down the road into the open countryside. The first field they come to is a field full of doe rabbits and they settle down for a couple of days doing the things that rabbits do naturally and have a hell of a time. After a couple days of excessive reproduction they move on reluctantly to another field which is full of lettuce. In complete bliss they spend a couple of days chomping through the sweet lettuce leaves getting fat and putting on condition. After two further days they move to a carrot field just down the road and spend a couple of days in Rabbit heaven eating the fresh young carrots. They decide to move on after a couple of days and venture down the raod awhile until they come to a cross roads. Not knowing which way to go they sit on the verge and ponder their circumstances and decide what to do next. The first rabbit says "well Im going back to the carrot field I really miss those sweet young carrots" The second rabbit says "well Im going back to the lettuce field I really miss those succulent young lettuce leaves" The third rabbit says " well im going back to the Laboratory" "What!" says the other two looking at each other totally bemused. " Well" said the third rabbit "I am bloody dying for a fag!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharp_shooter Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 twisted but bloody hilarious :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aim small miss small Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 ive heard that loads of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 ive heard that loads of times Ohh.... thanks for letting me know that mate.. I dont know how I was going to sleep tonight but now youve reassured me I feel like a great weight has been lifted. I will go home tonight knowing that I have a lovely weekend in front of me... What a darling you are... Got anything better?... Put up or shut up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Thats not like you FM, but who am I to complain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 as Red said.. good joke though. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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