peter-peter Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 after a lifetime of driving 40 tonners, on and building britains motorways, I get stuck in and give it the loud pedal. 3rd lane give it some boot, and some **** in an audi or bmw is cruising at 65 mph in the 3rd lane with a mobile stuck in the lughole, pull into the centre lane to overtake this shower of ****. and some ******** in a volvo, or rover 75 is doing 64.99 mph. but this is not the story. after running petrol gobblers for some time i suggested we should get a more economical car. my darling wife said I would like a nissan micra, holy shimoli I bloody bought one you would think this would not be a problem, me being a 60 year old boy racer. and they will do 95 plus. WRONG driving a micra is a nightmare, you are cruising down the motorway at a steady 75 and come up behind DEVIL WOMAN, in a corsa with a phone stuck to her lughole, blond hair oval wire rimmed specs, doing 64.99 mph and putting the lipstick on at the same she spots you indicating to pass OH MY GOD its a micra and its going to pass me, the bitch floors it and puts on her indicator pulls out in front and slows back down to 70. she then sits in lane 3 for the next 10 miles HAAAAA. I WOULD NEVER AGAIN DRIVE A MICRA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 after a lifetime of driving 40 tonners, on and building britains motorways, I get stuck in and give it the loud pedal.3rd lane give it some boot, and some **** in an audi or bmw is cruising at 65 mph in the 3rd lane with a mobile stuck in the lughole, pull into the centre lane to overtake this shower of ****. and some ******** in a volvo, or rover 75 is doing 64.99 mph. but this is not the story. after running petrol gobblers for some time i suggested we should get a more economical car. my darling wife said I would like a nissan micra, holy shimoli I bloody bought one you would think this would not be a problem, me being a 60 year old boy racer. and they will do 95 plus. WRONG driving a micra is a nightmare, you are cruising down the motorway at a steady 75 and come up behind DEVIL WOMAN, in a corsa with a phone stuck to her lughole, blond hair oval wire rimmed specs, doing 64.99 mph and putting the lipstick on at the same she spots you indicating to pass OH MY GOD its a micra and its going to pass me, the bitch floors it and puts on her indicator pulls out in front and slows back down to 70. she then sits in lane 3 for the next 10 miles HAAAAA. I WOULD NEVER AGAIN DRIVE A MICRA. So are you going to sell it then? Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 christ my old 142m did 100mph loaded, probably would have got the micra stuck in the grill Martin , another ex gearjammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 after a lifetime of driving 40 tonners, on and building britains motorways, I get stuck in and give it the loud pedal.3rd lane give it some boot, and some **** in an audi or bmw is cruising at 65 mph in the 3rd lane with a mobile stuck in the lughole, pull into the centre lane to overtake this shower of ****. and some ******** in a volvo, or rover 75 is doing 64.99 mph. but this is not the story. after running petrol gobblers for some time i suggested we should get a more economical car. my darling wife said I would like a nissan micra, holy shimoli I bloody bought one you would think this would not be a problem, me being a 60 year old boy racer. and they will do 95 plus. WRONG driving a micra is a nightmare, you are cruising down the motorway at a steady 75 and come up behind DEVIL WOMAN, in a corsa with a phone stuck to her lughole, blond hair oval wire rimmed specs, doing 64.99 mph and putting the lipstick on at the same she spots you indicating to pass OH MY GOD its a micra and its going to pass me, the bitch floors it and puts on her indicator pulls out in front and slows back down to 70. she then sits in lane 3 for the next 10 miles HAAAAA. I WOULD NEVER AGAIN DRIVE A MICRA. That could have been LV passing you Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 I have a micra 15dci sport and she is a mover! 60 to the gallon, what more do you want ................. actually a range rover sport would be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidibear Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Keep the Micra and fit nitrous oxide injection Great for a burst of power for those sudden overtaking moments and imagine the look on their faces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Keep the Micra, just be sneakier!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Never had a problem with anyone staying in front of me purposely in the third lane when i am in my Vito. Chipped 112 Cdi and man does it shift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted November 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 after a lifetime of driving 40 tonners, on and building britains motorways, I get stuck in and give it the loud pedal.3rd lane give it some boot, and some **** in an audi or bmw is cruising at 65 mph in the 3rd lane with a mobile stuck in the lughole, pull into the centre lane to overtake this shower of ****. and some ******** in a volvo, or rover 75 is doing 64.99 mph. but this is not the story. after running petrol gobblers for some time i suggested we should get a more economical car. my darling wife said I would like a nissan micra, holy shimoli I bloody bought one you would think this would not be a problem, me being a 60 year old boy racer. and they will do 95 plus. WRONG driving a micra is a nightmare, you are cruising down the motorway at a steady 75 and come up behind DEVIL WOMAN, in a corsa with a phone stuck to her lughole, blond hair oval wire rimmed specs, doing 64.99 mph and putting the lipstick on at the same she spots you indicating to pass OH MY GOD its a micra and its going to pass me, the bitch floors it and puts on her indicator pulls out in front and slows back down to 70. she then sits in lane 3 for the next 10 miles HAAAAA. I WOULD NEVER AGAIN DRIVE A MICRA. So are you going to sell it then? Jonno already did jonno it gave me roadrage. now its a mitsubishi colt, 1500 turbo diesel with 6 speed semi auto box. it eats corsa's and micras for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Thats better. Nice quality motor. Next door neighbur has a mirca in yellow. Looks like a jelly mould. Always covered in bird **** Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 personally ,id rather walk than drive a micra.no offence like,but i get stuck behind micras daily ,in my van.should be a law about going to slow as it is about going to fast.someone doing 70 in a 70 zone in outside lane or not,dont bother me that much,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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