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OK it been a slow day so I started to doodle,,,, below are the results of having changed a few popular nersery rhymes,,,,,Enjoy

 

 

Lurcher Boy sat on a wall

Lurcher Boy had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

 

 

Mungler had a little lamb

his father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with him

between two chunks of bread.

 

 

Mungler had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its bum

and turned its wool to nylon.

 

Suffolk Shooter Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too I think he’s gay.

 

Tony and Calam

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Tony made a pass, and grabbed her ***

Now two of his teeth are missing.

 

Mungler had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

and had to be burt

And now it's black and crispy.

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