white fox Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Some of you may have heard this one before ... There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. The Englishman says to the Frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?" "Well," says the Frenchman, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and put them all over her body. then I gently blow them off with a soft,even breath, and that drives her wild." Then the Frenchman says, "And what do you do to drive your wife wild?" To which the Englishman replies, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!" Then the pair turn to the Newfoundlander and ask him what he does. "Naawww you don't want to know what I do" he says. So they buy him a few more drinks and he loosens up a bit more, and again, they ask him what he does. "Well..," he says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my d**k on the curtains ...that REALLY drives her wild." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 My old woman doesn't like that either! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Yes its a nasty habit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 I MAKE HER WIPE IT ON THE CURTAINS FOR ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharp_shooter Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 You are all sick!!.....................I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 k, not bad. Alfred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Its official, we are SICK LITTLE PUPPIES :blink: B) LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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