jordan Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamebag Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 ooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jordan you call that a joke!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 How many hairdressers does it take to change a light bulb ? Four... one to change the bulb and Three to stand back and say "Hmmm.. That looks lovely Nigel" :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 LOL Mike :( Are all gay hairdressers called Nigel Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesspencer_2001 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 yeah mostly its a well known fact!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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