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Bah ********

Hope you all choke on a sixpence.

Eating too much, drinking more in a weekend than you do all year, wearing silly hats and pulling crackers

Welcome to the world of the fish. All year round I tell you, thats how the fish lives, you pretenders you make me sick.

EbenezzerDfish

P.S Tiny Tim, Tiny Tim, I would have kicked him off his crutches and used them to heat my house. Spirit of christmas past, drunk him, threw him up and drunk his brother.

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Read my post again squinty. Thats what I am saying. Everyday is like christmas for the Fish. Crackers everyday ( women ) silly jokes ( why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed) and drunkeness and overeating ( I look like a cross between Brian Blessed and george best) and silly hats ( porkpie at the mo but will have to change to flatcap in the morning cause its a bit windy). Nicking stuff off underprivelidged children to burn on my fire ( see the stockport express 12/12/04 MINDLESS ARSONIST RUINS DEAF SCHOOLS XMAS). See. its all year round. Wish it could be christmas everyday, well it is for me mate. So there. Anyway the queens on so I must be off

jim( the bulb that always blows on your tree and is always at the other end of the lights from which you start)Dfish

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