Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 so i was just wondering, how many chickens would you have to tether to a camper van to get the required lift so you could fly to belgium? and secondly, would you have to use a certain type of chicken, like a homing chicken, or a racing chicken? cheers lads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 so i was just wondering, how many chickens would you have to tether to a camper van to get the required lift so you could fly to belgium? and secondly, would you have to use a certain type of chicken, like a homing chicken, or a racing chicken? cheers lads! Are we talking European or African Chickens.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) so i was just wondering, how many chickens would you have to tether to a camper van to get the required lift so you could fly to belgium? and secondly, would you have to use a certain type of chicken, like a homing chicken, or a racing chicken? cheers lads! Depends on the wind speed velocity and wether or not they were chickens of mass destruction Edited April 1, 2009 by fullbore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 oh and how should i tether them? or should i just glue them on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 oh and how should i tether them? or should i just glue them on? Nail them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I have access to two very old caravans which possibly have parts for selfbuild or renovation They are a "A" line single axle CROWN 134 (2BERTH) And a 4 berth ABBEY SPRITE MAJOR(I THINK) approx.16-18ft single axle PLEASE NOTE THESE VANS ARE OLD. SORRY NO PHOTOS AVAILABLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 but that would mean my campervan isnt watertight. what if it rains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 but that would mean my campervan isnt watertight. what if it rains? then you would have to stop in and eat finger lickin chicken whilst wearing a bucket on your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) im thinking of something like this Edited April 1, 2009 by babbyc1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_mjs93 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) be careful babby, you dont wanna come across one of these... these are badass MFs... whatch out for this one HEEEES PSYCHO!!!!!! Edited April 1, 2009 by mark_mjs93 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 no no, more like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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