Jump to content

mark_mjs93

Banned
  • Posts

    626
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by mark_mjs93

  1. i just thought id see what your favroite best movie quote of all time is.... keep it clean... mine has got to be the Saving Private ryan: private jackson quote... "if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over." lets hear em then...
  2. ooo so many to choose, im a real movie fanatic... so.... Saving Private Ryan ("if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over" my fav S.P.R quote Private Jackson) Pearl Harbour Taken Full Metal Jacket resevoir dogs SAW II, III, IIII (got to 5) but one wasnt great but still, you need to see that to understand the set Hostel (havent seen these but have heard VERY good things, and have read the scripts) VALKYRIE (an advert for the DVD just came on and it reminded me) there are some AMAZING ones out there but i havent got the time to watch them... ATB tight lines Mark
  3. eh hem, im pretty sure it was Bryce that killed that wasnt it... because if i recall what he said (and i think you said) on skype YOU HATE SNAKES.... you ****** pansy (joking dont kill me, it wont help with the situation )
  4. BUT YOUR NOT A MEMBER SO GO SIGN UP
  5. dont listen to that *** going on about destroying dishwashers.... he has swine flu babs... i think your running low on PhoneBooks do inform if there is another famine... i have a couple i can send you
  6. ill take a look but if its **** its over to FX for NCIS
  7. i have had some interest but it would be nice to see some more members on the site, if your into ANY type of fishing would be nice to see you over there, just ask some of our current members, they (im sure) will give me a good review... it would be nice to get a couple more people over to the site to get us started up... ATB & Tight lines Mark
  8. no offence but if you kept your stories straight we could help you... in the title you say crossbow and in the message you say compound... they are different... it is as libs says illegal to take quarry with a bow of any sort in the uk, they are powerful... but to be honest... they take a while to cycle, they may be high power, my cousin carl has a 55lb draw strength compound bow and there is nothing wrong with them, anything can be high power, but it doesnt mean it needs licensing, i have a petrol lawn mower, but i dont need a license for it... dont worry about it, if your so annoyed that the bows dont require licensing and your FAC is taking so long get a bow and use it for targets... as libs said, they arent that concealable and dont have the same range as a rifle...
  9. i have tried all, im a soft touch when it comes to training, i am slightly hard at times but other than that im as soft if not softer than mum with him, he is fine with me sometimes but when it comes to training NOPE he is scared ofme and i dont know why :look:
  10. i have been trying to train the pup now for months, ive lost count on how many exactly but i have now had to start from scratch, its really hard work and its getting me down, making me think that he wont make it to the field its really down hearting, im trying to keep the sessions as fun as i can, but he obviously doesnt find them fun, as soon as it comes to training time his ears go back his tail is between his legs and he makes a path for the crate, so i either have to get him out of his crate or close the crate before its time for training to save that part, it may sound harsh but im at the end of my tether, its only me hes like this with and its now at the point were if he is still refusing to train by the end of this month, thats it, im giving up on training him, this may make me sound bad, but i have tried for months and i just cant, ill hand the leash over to mum and ask her to try, ill garuntee he will train with her, but still im saddend and im losing it, im going to give NTTF's 8 week obidience course if at the end of this there is no luck then im sorry but ill hang up the training kit for him any tips on how i can get him to like me more, because that is the problem, he likes my mum more, and he just bloody hates me, i have never hit him, or raised my voice directly at him, i have before raised my voice (ok full blown yelled) when he has been in the room, and i think this could be a reason, but PLEASE im at a loss, someone can you tell me how i can make my pup like me more, mum spoils him, but i dont want to do that as i want him to be strong trained rather than a wussy little over spoilt lump.... someone please i beg, nay, PLEAD for some tips, im absolutley losing it, (btw i dont get angree towards the dog in training i usually end up beating myself up about it afterwards) PLEASE i really want to see him working one day but he has forgotten all previous training, ill get some pictures of how he acts in training and ill post them, to give you an idea please SOMEONE anyone.... ATB Mark :look: i dont know whats up with me today i cant type the words i want to... i meant to type for the title Losing my friend
  11. play.com ok its not downloads but you build up your collection and you are legal...
  12. IT WONT LET ME EDIT THE POST i didnt mean it like that though you know what i meant....
  13. dave welcome from bedford mate... im just down the road and spend alot of time in flitwick, as for gaining permissions best thing to do is go out and knock some doors (still something i need to do, i too am an air rifler...) ATB Mark (welcome)
  14. ID RATHER HAVE 50 REDNECKS BEHIND ME IN DUNGAREES than 50 chavs with trousers round there knees... i really wabt to go to america would be fun...
  15. unfortunately no :blink: the tackle shop went out of stock the day before i went fishing so for now im just waiting for them to get a new shipment in, im first on the reservation list, when they get more in im going to go in and buy one im really looking forward to it... should be a fun new experience....
  16. sorry jack, since it was pretty quite anyway i havent visited for a while ill log on now and ill have a look around, dont froget to tell your mates
  17. be careful with the citronella oil you will look like you have spent to long at the local chippy if you go out with that **** on, eurax cream is a life saver removes the itch in a few seconds and its bloody life saving, have a cool shower before you go to bed aswell (it helps) and jungle fever spray works, i dont like spraying it before getting into bed so get the plug, or Surplus and adventure do a coil thing, you put it in the holder (or just on the window sill) and it repels the mozzies geuss it works for gnats, if that doesnt work, GARLIC have something garlicy before bed (i know it dont sound great but trust me) it seems to work alright, although the missus might not be to appreciative of you being in the bed :blink: sofa for you... or you could get a full blown mozzy net and hang it over your bed
  18. the idea is to pluck around the breast dave... this is so that obviously the breasts are nicley ready to be cooked... (i have watched the video but have forgotten... if it was fully plucked it was probably because he fully plucks them and then decided to make a video for the requests... probably just how it happened hope that helped...
  19. exam lads i feel the pain i too have suffered at the hands of the dreaded maths (except evos your just weird :yp: got biology on the 22nd and physics AGAIN on the 10th ) as for the sun :look: not had chance to catch it yet... been gardening all weekend (oh the joys) without my shirt YET STILL I SEE NO BURNING hmmm maybe im immune this time... has anybody found that you just cant get cool, no matter what you stay hot... i was down to just shorts on sunday (evening) yet still i felt like i was dressed for everest... i was BAKING... but lets not moan about the heat... your own fault babs... you really do need a carer to make decisions for you when your drunk but BRING ON TUESDAY... highs of 26 wooooo looking forward to this...... ATB Mark
  20. mark_mjs93

    Garden ponds

    http://www.japanese-koi.co.uk/ these are near me GREAT people its a big place and they seel everything from HUUUGE koi to baby 1 inch long koi they have a reptile thing and everything... seriously mate its worth ringing them they will tell you what you need to know... i love the place they have a pond out side (pretty deep) and the koi in there are HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE i mean im talking 20 - 25lb maybe more they sell ponds and pond making stuff they sell all you would need to keep them... ring them and then one weekend if you get the chance come down and look around its cool (they have parrots and stuff aswell :yp: they talk and the parakeet swears if you encourage it i didnt tell him to do it I SWEAR) (they have these 2 mini crocs they are SOO COOL they eat crickets and they are so cool to watch...) ANYWAY if you get the chance give them a ring they will tell you all you need to know.... ATB Mark (i dont keep koi, we might be making a pond in the future but im not sure when...)
  21. FM im not an idiot... i meant ill inform the authorities BEFORE i see them again and if i see them again ill report them in to give the law a slight chance to catch up with this lot.......
  22. you lot really dont help the NHS.... they try and get ya's to stop smoking cigarettes and you turn to smoking bloody pigeons... i must say im disappointed.... tasty eatings them smoked pigeons... and as for smoked rabbits WOOOOOOEEEE they tasty... (christ im starting to sound like lee... maybe i am from bedford virginia :S )
  23. dam you lee grrrr.... :blink:
  24. update, well today i went back to school after the half term (how exciting) and i have found out a new development... when i turned my back and began to get away and left frank (thinking he was following me when he wasnt) he told me that they ended up getting his wallet off him... he lost his wallet and £5 (ok its only a fiver but i mean STILL its not how much it was that counts) im a bit sketchy on descriptions at the moment (alot of the idians around here look the same) the white lads i could easily describe (well not easily but you know what i mean) if i saw them again i would be able to tell STRAIGHT OFF... and i wouldnt approach (im no *******) id hang around in the distance and ill get hold of the police... im still not sure about getting hold of the police (could cause more hassle than its worth) this little mugs need there heads knocking... if i get the chance i will... but like i say im no idiot so id like to keep my head down for now and just take it a step at a time.... if i have any more trouble ill phone my bro and then ill phone to ol' bill... this needs sorting... not long till REAL vigilantes are around and they will be the "nice ones" that will say run along lads (to those being picked on) then will nicely take the others for a walk to the nearest ally were heads will be knocked together.... thanks for the help guys you have really put my mind to rest... off out for a run now (down the river, no one goes down the section i go) going to take the dog out aswell... my dog isnt big, but i dont like the idea of getting a "big dog" to make me look hard... you usually find those that are most ruthless are those who look as nice as pie... you see now i fancy a beef and onion pie.... GOD I GOTTA STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD :blink: im getting hungry....
  25. typical, PW is becoming the arm dealing capital "I’d best add that it’s Nothing Bad!" lol thats rubbish ent it with the home office firearms police and BASC there has to be something up... you been trying to smuggle you been selling cheap knock offs? COME ON TELL US!!!! WE WANNA KNOW.... you an mp? you been claiming expenses for guns THATS IT ISNT IT... your an MP for BASC and you have been claiming expenses for guns and your own personal clay ground... and you have been caught out ATB Mark :blink: good to see you back fella...
×
×
  • Create New...