Ozzy Fudd Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 babby's coming!!! got told in work today that i might be getting sent over to sheffield for a couple of days in june for training; i felt all chuffed at getting a couple of days away, fair enough it maybe wouldnt be my number one destination (had to look it up on a map...) but an all expenses paid 4 star hotel break isnt something to complain about only problem is the date theyve picked for the training is slap bang in the middle of my hols in portugal! hopefully they can get the dates changed, i could do with a couple of days living it up on expenses, id feel just like a politician... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 I've had a couple of nights out in Sheffield.....cracking night out.....and it musy be something in the water as the ladies all seemm to have rather large bahoomba's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 rather large you say? looks like i may forfeit the holiday to portugal if they cant change the dates then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 a 4 star hotel in Sheffield means that's what you can see through the hole in the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 (edited) The best thing is, all the blokes in Yorkshire are really ugly and thick(and prefer whippet racing to chasing the fairer sex) so the women love it when real sex God's enter their county(Oh and did I mention the men can't handle their beer either) - especially exiled Gordies living in Essex Edited May 12, 2009 by death from below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 You'll have to learn some Sheffield pulling lines: Tha dunt sweat much fur a fat lass Get thee coit, tha's pulled is your starter for 10 Also work well in Barnsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 The best thing is, all the blokes in Yorkshire are really ugly and thick(and prefer whippet racing to chasing the fairer sex) so the women love it when real sex God's enter their county(Oh and did I mention the men can't handle their beer either) - especially exiled Gordies living in Essex did i mention my dads from gateshead, so im a geordie/ulster mix?? those poor women wont be able to withstand my charms, especially after a bottle or two of vodka... :blink: so dave, i take it that means the room will be well air conditioned then? im hoping to get it changed to the first monday in july; ill be home from portugal on the saturday, but instead of getting my connecting flight home in london i might head up to leeds (its my cousins stag do) then shift over to sheffield the next day. havnt heard anything else back yet so im keeping my fingers crossed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 excellent 4 days of peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTANDFISH Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Sheffield or portugal....Tough decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Sheffield or portugal....Tough decision ah but portugal is with the gf and her friends, so ill have 10 days of nagging and trying to decipher what theyre saying to each other shes latvian/russian, theyre portugese, go figure... :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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