Fisherman Mike Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 A woman who had not had sex or a date for several years was at her wits end and decided to seek the advice of well known Chinese sex therapist Doctor Chang. On arriving at his office for examination she was given the following instructions. "Righ take of your crose and craw across the floor away from me velly fast". The woman removed all of her clothes and did what he asked "Now craw bak torords me velly fast " And she did. "Hmm" said the Doctor "ahh so..." "What is it" said the woman "do you know what it could be and why i cant attract a mate." "Hmm" said the Doctor "me sure you have Ed Zakery disease.." "Ed Zackery" said the woman "what is that." "That is when your face looks Ed Zackerly like your ***.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Brilliant Mike :unsure: jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 :unsure: Get your mag FM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quercus Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro," says the chap. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man. "Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?" "OK-OK," says the man, "I wheelie bin having a ####." Q :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnetter Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 (edited) I phoned the travel agent and said 'could I book a trip to France please?' She said 'EUROSTAR?' I SAID 'NO, NOT REALLY, I'VE BEEN ON TELLY ONCE OR TWICE BUT I'M NO BRAD PITT! :thumbs: :( :( Edited May 19, 2005 by longnetter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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