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a bear, a tiger and a chicken meet.

 

the bear says,"if i roar in the forest the entire forest is shivering with fear"

 

the tiger says,"if i raor in the jungle the entire jungle is afraid of me".

 

then the chicken says," big deal, i only have to cough, and the entire planet ****s itself"

 

 

 

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nother one

 

A bin man knocks on a china mans door, the china man says "harro"

the bin man asks "wheres ya Bin"?

" I bin on loo" replies the china man.

"No mate, wheres ya dustbin?" says the dustman

"I dustbin to the loo, I told you" says the china man.

dustman says "Mate! where is ya wheelie bin?"

"Ho k" says the china man " I wheelie bin having a ****"

 

 

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