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u see when u get a missus, YOUr money becomes HER money, its like prostetution, but with conditions on the sex, and chores to do!

haha another good idea, if it wasnt for the fact she loathes my beloved sport, admiting i bort her a gun wud be worse than stealing my own money

ideal, so if them antis ever go global and try and go for world domination, we know were to make our last stand, haha! i knew it was urban someting, its cool walking round abandoned derelict buildings u wonder what people used to do when it was still used!

good idea, ill have to give u royaltys for the idea though lol

haha, nice try lol, u see she can spend hundreds on a pair of shoes she will wear once, but hell if im allowed to buy a new gun, luckily she cant tell guns apart, ''they all look the same'' so she dosent know witch one it is so she cant make me take it back, haha

if you do let me know what its like, i may have to pay it a visit, im one of these sados that likes the nostalga of old abandoned buildings, i think they call it and urban archieologist or something equaly odd, so its a tunnel as well? have to bring my lamping light with me take a look, is it easy to find?

go somewere were shooting, hunting and guns dont have regulations made up by a bunch of city dwelling baboons

anti-psycho the boundarys between the to r blured, haha, prehaps i should make the call, call in the paddy waggon

last payday i printed out a ballance b4 work and handed it to the missus so she could calculate finances, like they do, i told her that i hadnt been payed as much as normal and was short by about 500, i said id sort it out at work, she thought all was fine seeing it must be true as it was the day id been payed, what se didnt know is i sneaked out at 3 in the am, to ''borrow'' some of my pay, nows shes found my bank monthly statement witch says a withdrawl was made at 3 in the morning the very day i was payed, only a few hours b4 i went to get a ballance, to make matters worse when she went to put statment in the filing box she saw something sticking out of my lisence folder, she had a peek and realised it was a reciept for a new shotgun that i had bought on my day off, the day after pay day, shes now put two and two together, ive had to hide my knifes away in my cabinet for fear of my manhood, help!!!!!!!! (feel free at my atempts to outfox the missus)

well i say, draw me up a map old chap, methinks a visit is in order, seriously were exsactly is it, and what was the bunker used for??

has any1 eaten mole? there was a chap on river cottage once who ate weird roadkill, im sure he did?

mines solid as a rock, no problems, unlike my browning stalker, twice the price and already its gone wrong

the americans, god love em

some1 take his gun away, shooting aint baseball, 3 strikes and the deer runs away

shes like some1 out of texas chainsaw massacre

i dont think hes implying every thing he shoots is a clean kill in respect that it dies straight away, im sure he does have to dispatch birds from time to time, by cleanly i think he means making sure the bird dosent suffer, i hate it when my shoot dosent kill straight away, just the other day i shot a fox through the throat, id aimed at the chest but my aim wast true, it tore its throat open, but didnt kill it straight away, the fox bolted,it didnt get far, feeling shocked i ran after it, with there being no neck left to snap i panicked and the only thing i could think to do was stab it through the back of the head and that killed it instantly, now i felt bad for that kill, and still do, it may be a pest, but i must of caused it great pain and distress, thats by definision was not a clean kill, by clean kill im sure he means the bird didnt suffer, im sure hes not a liar after all what would the point of lying be??

yea profiles....fill em in!

not realy im not the most observent person ever

i meant hello and welcome, dont u realise the antis are everywere....muhahah! any1 seen tremors? u know the guy who lives in a bunker, gun crazy, worried the commies are coming? well thats me...lol

detective u seem to live up to your name? whats your occupation?

your not alone in this belife, the law in the uk is so backwards it makes us look stupid, so what the law says is i cant take a knife if i go walking for a survival knife, but i can use it to butcher people in the name on the lord? mmmmm makes so much sence! so an arab extremist is allowed to carry a huge knife for the purpose off killing the ''infadels'' (spelling?) i.e innocent non-allah belivers? in the name of his god? wow what a world we live in

the detective, u arent an anti spy r u? here to eavestrop on us? fill in some profile info so we know abit about u?

ahh a nice pub filled with likemended people, barman one lambuna (spelling)

yes there are times when a *** whooping is the only way to educate theses 'soap dodging, hoodie wearing renta-thugs' (couldnt of put it better myself).

evening all, bar open to all?