berettaman1

No thanks,Sarah,... you would would lose!!!on purpose,

Ooh Er. Yes I did it it again!!tried to make a funny reply, was tanked up, went off the rails,became daft. upset YP and perhaps others,But I dont think people who try to make money for charity, and who die doing it should be the subject of sarcasme, or fun!!I couldnt push myself to the limits these people do just for charity, I have the greatest respect for those who do,Like a lot of onlookers I smile at some of the daft get ups, and send off a cheque or put money into a bucket,..best withdraw my challenge to Y P, for a shooting competition.!!! I would probally lose anyway.!!

Hhmm over the last few months I have noticed that YIP ,YAP, etc, likes to to take the P***S out of anyone, who can do what he cant?? C,man then, do what you can to take the P*** out of anyone trying to raise money for a good cause!!!I Am sure we all look foreward to your feeble efforts to raise money for suitable causes!!!And before you try to make the challenge a Physicall one, I ,allas, can no longer compete!!!But I will accept your challenge on a shooting level?? ... rifle? Skeet.? Sporting. DTL? ABT?... I am happy to take you on at any of the disciplines you scorn!!!And if you beat me YIP YAp ? etc... I will go for it!!!!I will pay £100.00 pounds to any charity you prefere!!!.... Plus of course you will pay the same>!!to any of MINE???.

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I have for sale an as new metal turning lathe, Digital readout. variable speed , screwcuts imperial and metric, plus outside jaws,fitted compound slide.4 position tool holder, it has done less than 2 hours work from new, has unused new tooling, plus 0-1" micrometer,some new unused small drills, 300m/mX90m/m between centres .£300.00.prefere collection only. I will put pictures up when my grandson calls as I dont know how to do it.

Hey!, leave me and my wife out of this!!

Its Ok, The time question has been answered, by E Mail.

Well shot Bud, ..not an easy disipline to get into, as youve found out its all about timing, to have shot that so soon, means you are on the ball!

Ooher Miss jones, or can I call you sweetheart?... Actually I took the picture of my Gruesome appearence off,... cos I was trying to change it for one of the Old **** off the Harry Enfield TV show!!Luckily for you you did not see what a young looking handsome chap I am!!, otherwise you would probally became a groupie, hanging around my garden, in the hope of seeing me in the flesh!!!I wouldnt want to break your heart.!!You had your chance my dear, it was on from yesterday till this morning!!if you was too busy doing your nails or whatever you was up to, then its your own fault!!Mwar, Mwar,

sounds like he is 80 not 34 years old. There is no doubt that global warming exists, what I object to is that he government thinks it can cure it by taxing cars off the road,other countries and industry are all polluting the same sky but the motorist has to pay. Global warming and cooling is a natural phenomenon that has been happening for millions of years after all Britain was once tropical. Must admit I believe your statement is correct, it was only 10years ago scientists were warning of another Ice age was coming??.. anyway China is building a new Coal fired power station EVERY month!!!Can you imagine the polution from the hundreds of coal fired stations?... plus of course India too is taking off in manafacturing, the amount of polution this Country is miniscule compared to the rest of the civalised world.... All these stealth taxes imposed by this UK Goverment is just to raise cash to pay for this illegal war,... and to pay for the millions who dont work, or dont want too.

:oops: Damn, i just kidding, sounds painful. I must admit, i though you'd be more wizened than that too. He is, the photo was taken 30 years ago, when he still had a grasp of reality, and didn't make sarky comments about crocodiles. Touche, B'man! Ouch!! you wont forget that will you Bob?

Ha Ha Ha, Sarcasme at its best!!.... Actually my shopping trolly with my possessions in is parked outside my park bench, next to cardboard City,,You know, next to that huge pile of empty Kestrell Super tins!!

Dont be modest, you used to beat everybody at some time

Actually young Mark I still had my front teeth then,Fell off my lads TZR, trying to show him I could still do front wheel stoppies,--- I found out I couldnt

happy returns, Bud.

After many requests, here is a picture for your dartboard!

Yes, you ,as usual talk sense TP,.. in all honesty I wish I had not opened this thread. cos the guy at the sharp end, is just trying to make a living. and in the past, showed good common sense when he worked for the CPSA, I remember, only a couple of years ago, when I decided to rejoin after 12 months away, I had been paying for membership in in both the WCTSA, and the CPSA.. I received a Phone call from some guy called Mark, from the CPSA, asking why I had not renewed my membership and would I reconsider rejoining?...Hhm, I reconsidered and said yes OK, but would it start from the new year?? as I knew my shooting mate had put my expired CPSA N0, in on three occasions at registered shoots, even though I was a member of the WCTSA..... no problem said the Berk Mark, so I paid up over the phone, with my card details,..... when my CPSA card arrived I saw it was only for 3 months!! untill it expired!!!!I went ballistic and phoned Wally Mark, who denied he had made such a promise!!...... Hhm I phoned back to the CPSA and spoke to a polite guy, A Scotsman, .. Yes youve got it,Clayman.. who, on listening to my complaint, put it right.....recently I was annoyed with Clayman, who shot down a couple of my replies on the clayshooting forum with technical facts to my comments even though my replies were exactly what I had experienced at Registered shoots.... when it comes to the rules regulations etc, Clayman is the man.but my thoughts re,CPSA coaches, I/E can they do it,? remain the same..

Look Bud, get yourself, and your lovely lady up to the Cross Gun Club at Kinver , near Kidderminster, its on most weekends? ( check First) Allways a good shoot, and they have a newbie/ first timer stand on.. nice little ground, friendly , members.!!

Hey!! come on Bud, Say ******** and repair yourself!! Best wishes B,man1

Hhhm, I have just had a conversation, ... by PM,... with beretta.!!He is A guy who has done everything in Sporting than anyone could wish!! I knew of him, before I became a member of this forum, that he really is one of the greats in English sporting,!!!Jeeze!! I wish I was as good.....so in reality... I can only wish I had his talent.... the good side? ... after a couple of years,... he can SHOOT FOR WALES...

****, BOB! you lightweight!!!Look ,...no good coming on here unless you are Tanked UP!!thats the only time I know what I am talking about!!!Ha Ha, you know I am joking!!..

Now Now, ... who,s taking the *****...Now???..... a comet is no good at all to take anything but a sparrow.. or a starling out at point blanc range!!!.... Be carefull here in your replies...... its probally a reporter on the local paper trying to make himself, look good.!!!

Ooh Err, I have appeared to have openend a hornets nest, Would I??. I was trying to say that I, in my old age, seemed to know more than some of the CPSA Coaches about some diciplines,.... I wont bore you, the PW members who have withstood my drink fuelled rages when I have boasted, about how I started shooting clays in 1993 at the age of 54, after a massive heart attack, told to sell my house, go round the world, spend my dosh, blar blar....etc, and how 12 months later I found myself in A class sporting,... A class DTL?... AA class in double rise??... winning umpteen County championships and fought for High gun in the west Mids intercounties Double Rise championship against Brett hand!!! alas only won Silver but Gold in vets and my County high gun Gold medal, Plus of course my team medals won in the USA World Clay Sporting events!! and Home county sporting events...Oh bloody hell, I am doing it again!!. Over that time I have never had a lesson, but I know a few who have and they have come back a worse shooter than before they laid out lots of dosh!! I was just trying to say that a lot of CPSA coaches can not do it!! how can a B class coach (sporting) make a pupil better than himself??? How can he teach, what he does not know , himself.. Hhm as you have all guessed, I am slightly tanked up!!!Sorry to bore you Lads but you all know I speak from my heart, Cheers, Ron.

Here I go again,These Political Correct loonies, who as we all know have infilterated every position in Goverment , and everywere else have now popped up in Londons Southwark Cathedral, and other Christian churches,... They have banned the singing of "Jerusalam"... and another favourite, "I Vow To Thee My Country" because,as quoted by a Church spokesman it is too Nationalistic, .... These imbeciles are dismantaling all that is great about our country,The dozens of things being banned that was traditional to Great Britain mostly because " it will offend the minorities"...... Things like, children cant sing, Baa Baa Black sheep!,......many schools have banned Nativity plays at Xmas !......Sorry its called a winter festival now,... again many loony Labour councils have banned the flying of our Union Flag,..... these are just a tiny number of things banned,... Because,.." you cant do that , sing, be proud of your Country, Mate it will offend the minority".... in a few more years we will be the MINORITY" I wish these cretins passing these laws, would listen to ME, I AM BLOODY OFFENDED. ... Rant over.... (For NOW)

Youve got a golden opnortunity there, you could sell the lot ,to-- the Essex Mafia!!!