Teal Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 I got sent this link - it's a kid in America at graduation ceremony they all have to write a few lines about a friend at school and it gets read out, anyway listen carefully to what is read out, he pulls off this prank in front of a thousand people apparently. He can't even keep a straight face! http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mikehawk.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 ***** You yob LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 that guy deserves a medal Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 LMAO.....of all the nerve! Mike Hunt, has any body seen Mike Hunt! Do you know Jack Schitt? no..you don't know Jack Schitt! Or even his brother Loda Schitt. What about his sister Piza Schitt. Regards, Axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 LMAO.....of all the nerve! Mike Hunt, has any body seen Mike Hunt! Do you know Jack Schitt? no..you don't know Jack Schitt! Or even his brother Loda Schitt. What about his sister Piza Schitt. Regards, Axe. ive met them all at one time oe another B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Ar yes, but did you know that his Brother Loda Schitt Married a girl called Noe and then divorced. Noe Schitt then Married Mr Sherlock but because she took the kids she kept the name to create a double barrel, and was hence known as Noe Shcitt-Sherlock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) Actually, you ought to read the full story on the family of Schitt. Lemme go get it...... .....aha here it is....enjoy! The Schitt Family Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living With them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family! Regards, Axe. Edited July 19, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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