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The fish and a couple of his friends have just returnedfrom the Chatsworth show feeling as if Fagin and his booys have just pulled a tricck on us.

Now let me get it straight right now, if anyone needs a drink the fish will oblige and a couple of quid I am not short but, I must say , Theivin' robbin' hrd face dgits the lot of them, £3.50 for apasty and as I the fish is no tiddler agoodly amount amount of sustenance is needed for general tick over. As to the ale well never doth a fish drink more freely than yours trulybut at £3.00 apint for the thinnest of bitters I was forced to walk around the food and drink stand all day recieving the generosity of charitable stall holders all day. never has the fish drank such mxed bag ( toffe vodka. elderflower wine ) and even had to endure a half hour tutored wine tasting session, the tutor having the gaul to suggest that this fish should spit not swallow(not in a million years).

Now ten quid for entrance fee is a bit steep and my complaint is this, they have a captive audience, do they have to be so expensive. I know they have fees to pay and a living to make but after the godly sum I expended today I fully feel that i should feel light of head rather than wallet.

JimDfish

P.S the skydivers were poo!!

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OPTION 1 - Come to sunny Scotland(Scone Palace G.C.Fair)Organic cask conditioned beer £2 a pint,free tasters in the food tent(enough for the large framed chaps)

OPTION 2 - Sell beer and pasties around the game fair circuit at hugely inflated prices during the summer and retire to sunny Espania and shoot Perdix and drink cheap vino all winter .... sorted :huh::lol:

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