Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a ****, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee barely trickles out." "Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a ****, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible". The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I **** like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I **** like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven." all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Angus Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 nice one YP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 Hi, Yorkshire Pudding, have you got a joke book in your hands? FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 5, 2005 Report Share Posted September 5, 2005 YP, I read this one on another forum a couple of years ago, and you would have cried with laughter at some of the replies that were posted afterwards. One “Bleeding heart” went into apoplexy at the thought of “Elderly people” being made fun of. She also wanted to know if the joke teller would feel the same if it was one of his relations that this was happening to. “What if it was you”, she bleated. I tell you, I was almost crying with laughter at the stupidity if this silly cow. And kept telling her “It’s only a joke”……but it just wouldn’t register. I think she must have passed out when I told the one about the elderly couple having sex on the electric fence. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 YP, I read this one on another forum a couple of years ago, and you would have cried with laughter at some of the replies that were posted afterwards.One “Bleeding heart” went into apoplexy at the thought of “Elderly people” being made fun of. She also wanted to know if the joke teller would feel the same if it was one of his relations that this was happening to. “What if it was you”, she bleated. I tell you, I was almost crying with laughter at the stupidity if this silly cow. And kept telling her “It’s only a joke”……but it just wouldn’t register. I think she must have passed out when I told the one about the elderly couple having sex on the <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=electric%20fence" onmouseover="window.status='electric fence'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">electric fence</a>. :yp: G.M. You should know gemini, there is always some humourless twatt to ready to jump in with both feet, reminds me of our friends the antis trying to stop other people doing what them selfs are to thick to understand :< :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabbitbosher Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 If you can tell jokes play cricket and shoot like a Yorkshire man WELL theres only one thing this means YOUR A YORKSHIRE MAN!!!! :yp: WB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 If you can tell jokes play cricket and shoot like a Yorkshire man WELL theres only one thing this means YOUR A YORKSHIRE MAN!!!! WB After that , i can only offer my symphonies WB , :yp: someone has to live there i guess Martin p.s. the author wishes people to know that the above was intended for fun and jovality only, no Yorkshiremen were offended, injured or mentaly stimulated in the process of typing this letter and all offending correspondence is to be forwarded to someone else ,,,,,, not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 O.M.G. You said mentaly stimulated ....... all the best yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabbitbosher Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 O.M.G. You said mentaly stimulated ....... all the best yis yp :yp: PHOOORRRRRRRR Turns me on dude!! :*) i do like a bit of mental stimulation Nowt wrong we Yorkshire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enniskillen Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 :yp: very good YP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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