Bazooka Joe Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 While I was driving down the A 10 today, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot ********?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Speeding ticket: £105.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless Bazooka Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 snigger snigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maori Haz Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 thats quite gd MH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 10 out of 10 go to the top of the class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Opened yourself up for police brutality there mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted November 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 You'll never believe it, I just got a PM of a Mod on another site, who's told me that this type of joke is not suitable for that forum Told him he wants to lighten up, must be a copper. Funny how everyone laughts at joke's like this, maybe, because they are true................ Bazooka Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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