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Thirty Reasons Why Dogs are better Than Wives... :rolleyes:

 

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet

or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a

day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play

with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you

get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel

room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them

away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a

pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just

think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down.

28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods

30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it.

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This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.

 

It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

 

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

 

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

 

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

 

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

 

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

 

 

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

 

 

 

 

 

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Black Labrador retriever. :lol:

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Thirty Reasons Why Dogs are better Than Wives... :lol:

 

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet

or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a

day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play

with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you

get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel

room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them

away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a

pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just

think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down.

28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods

30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it.

:D

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This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.

 

It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

 

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

 

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

 

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

 

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

 

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

 

 

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

 

 

 

 

 

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Black Labrador retriever. :lol:

Done by NTTF a long time ago :D

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