Nildes Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Thirty Reasons Why Dogs are better Than Wives... 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 7. A dog's parents never visit. 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 11. Dogs seldom outlive you. 12. Dogs can't talk. 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public. 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day. 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing. 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods 30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ohhhhhhh, fantastic I can really relate to all 30, mrs pavman may not agree but the lab would! pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novice cushie shooter Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Quality, Me and the missus split up last nite. It was either her or the pup........................... well she did ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I think this was in the Shooting times a while ago, classic cheers for posting, it just gets better :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted January 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Black Labrador retriever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Thirty Reasons Why Dogs are better Than Wives... 1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 7. A dog's parents never visit. 8. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 11. Dogs seldom outlive you. 12. Dogs can't talk. 13. Dogs enjoy petting in public. 14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day. 15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing. 17. Another man will seldom steal your dog 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods 30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Black Labrador retriever. Done by NTTF a long time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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