Buzzer Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 Whats the funniest thing that has happend while you have been in the hide? For example.... A few years ago while in the hide pigeon shooting a woman walking her dog decided she needed (to spend a penny) She decided to walk in to the copse were I was set up and lifted her skirt ect and decided to let it flow she wasnt aware that I was there about 20ft away! I didnt move a muscle, im sure if I had moved she would have been doing more than spending a penny!! 30 seconds later she stood up, sorted her self out and went on her merry way never knowing I was there! Crikey did I laugh when she had gone! All this was before Real Tree camo :*) All the best Buzzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted March 19, 2003 Report Share Posted March 19, 2003 Just imagine the headlines if she had seen you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 21, 2003 Report Share Posted March 21, 2003 I've been in the high seat, placed my crosshairs over a squrrles skull, suddenly it goes blurred, i raise my head to see a sparrow hawk flying dead towards me !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted March 21, 2003 Report Share Posted March 21, 2003 My mate once was waiting ready with his gun when he felt a heavy blow to his shoulder, knocking him over. A shot pheasant had descended from a great height, heading straight towards him at terminal velocity! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 21, 2003 Report Share Posted March 21, 2003 I once saw a man take an exceedingly high pheasent, one of the ones where all shots stop and everyone gasps as this stonker magestically flys form over the ridge, where the atmosphere is so tangable it is like a curry with extra extra extra strong chillpowder, anyway back to the point (sorry i have been writing english course work and fealing inspired ) so this man eventually squeezes and the bird falls, all eyes following its tragectory, right onto a car's windscreen, my dad's car :( he looked at it an chuckled. This was my queue :unsure: and so did everyone else, the guy who shot the bird willingly offered to pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted March 21, 2003 Report Share Posted March 21, 2003 I went to have a fox mask stuffed once and at the time, the taxidermist was stuffing and mounting a rat as a trophy for somebody :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Not quite a funny story from the hide, but may still raise a smile. Was talking to this old farmer about catching rabbits at the weekend, and this is what he told me. Don't know if it's true or not but it's funny all the same. Apparently there was this chap who found that another bloke in the village had been screwing his wife. The bloke in question was well known for growing large vegetables which he entered into the shows and won many prizes. The chap then went out and caught a large number of rabbits (this was before myxamatosis when they were everywhere), went into the blokes grden when he was away down the pub and released them into the cloches and cold frames!!! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave15 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Share Posted September 26, 2003 I was in the Hide on about the very first time I had been taken out by a friend to do some pigeon shooting and a hot air bloon landed in the field behind us it then took off and came right over us with the people in the basket shouting dont shoot!! It wasnt so much funny but strange. Theres tons of air bloons round my way and eveeryone always makes jokes about bringing one down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin99 Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 my friend steve was out on his farm trying to shoot rabbits and was lying on the ground in a bush when a bloke was walking his dog and it peed on him it was very funny when he told me he was really angry thanks colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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