white fox Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 An old one:- A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Wee Tam jumps up and says in a broad Scots accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Old maybe, but still hilarious :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Very Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 o goody. i mustnt be that old after all. i hadnt heard it * * nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 o goody. i mustnt be that old after all. i hadnt heard it * * nice one. surprised at that been around for years B) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 *SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider.20 Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 vertual slap good one white fox it made me chukle spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 *SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* OUCH.............that hurt.. :*) :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 *flexes girlie biceps and grins with smug satisfaction* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 *flexes girlie biceps and grins with smug satisfaction* you are nowt but a big bully picking on little guys like me :*) :*) :*) :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 errrr im only 5'7'' ish. give or take half an inch. and you're what.... over 6 foot tall? soooooo clever sod, how on earth do you work that one out? hmmm although steve coulda been lying when he said you were that tall. omg..... you're vertically challenged? *stifles giggle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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