BTMS Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Subject: Dating in 1957 It's the summer of 1957, and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck-tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Harold, and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up, and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door, while Peggy Sue's mother says, "Have a good evening, kids," with a small wink for Harold. About twenty minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her mother, "Damnit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 :( like it G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 At this point someone aged 16 is going "It LOOKS like English and SOUNDS like English but what the Hell DOES it mean?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Very good. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Axe said: Very food. :( Thinking of your birthday cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 SNAKEBITE said: Axe said: Very food. Thinking of your birthday cake? Oops! :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Lmoa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Nice one Brian LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 SNAKEBITE said: At this point someone aged 16 is going "It LOOKS like English and SOUNDS like English but what the Hell DOES it mean?" lol, perhaps you think we are actually LIVING in 1957? I assure you most 16 year olds these days will be laughing their ***** off as I was. unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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