BTMS Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 >> >> >> A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby >> to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady >> came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy >> smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As >> they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had >> nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye >> contact. >> >> >> After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go >> to my apartment, I hear someone coming." >> >> >> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned >> against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she >> purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" >> >> >> Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your >> ears." >> >> >> Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; >> they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm >> and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think >> that the best part of my body is my ears?" >> >> >> Clearing his throat, he stammered ...."Outside, when you said you heard >> someone coming.........That was me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewyjack.22 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dave b Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 what a cracker :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 thats the best one for a while, now doing my circuit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Lmao :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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