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[Dekers]

Not again, search the interweb and the odds are you will find more stories about people being abducted by aliens than attacked by foxes............... now then, where did I put that bottle?

[bruno22rf]

"It got away-it was this big"

[carlosdesilva]

Jim Shelley! plenty for a fox to tuck into!lardy

[Evil Elvis]

I was once fishing with a "well known " anglers son, Bernie Palmer, (if any of you are pike anglers you have probably heard of Bill Palmer who wrote the book "from Dimples to Wrinkles")

 

We were fishing with a mate of mine Punky Jonn, at a catish lake called Jimmies, we were using huge trout as livebaits and one of mine died,Bernie has forgotten his bedchair but could sleep anywhere, so was asleep on the floor on his sleeping bag.I crept up an put the dead trout on his huge chest facing his face, Punky and i were sitting giggling like school kids when Punky sad " Oh **** look!" a fox was sniffing the fish, as he opened his mouth to grab the fish Bernie woke up from the smell and screamed like a girl!!!! the fox screamed too...I was then hotly pursued around the lake buy the 20stone no3 in the world body builder!!!! Lucky i can run lol...................

 

In a separate incident at the same lake, i was on a diet and had a whole bunch of bananas under my bedchair, I was woken by a stench and stood right there, inches from my face was one of the mankiest foxes you have ever seen eating my bloody nanas!!!!