Women Insensitive?

[Axe]

Fred returns from the doctor and tells his wife that

the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this

prognosis, Fred asks his wife for sex. She agrees, and they make love.

 

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife

and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we

please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it

again.

 

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he

now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,

"Honey, please just one more time before I die?" ! She says, "Of course,

dear." And they make love for the third time.

 

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Fred, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps

his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we

could.....?"

 

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Fred, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"

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