Sloter Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Roberts Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 haha...very funny indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Gawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richard_Archer Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yorkshire Pudding Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 If only mrs YP was'nt watching the telly .I'd tell her that .... Won't say which prog :*) , just check the tv listings !!! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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