pavman Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Its damn good this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Its damn good this one. Rings a few bells I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Pavman, you are a top man Obviously with too much time on your hands but still, a top, top man Ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Excellent. Noe Schitt Sherlock?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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