hawkeye Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story??............................ OH, come on...take a guess! Think about it . (You're going to love this!) And the moral is ..You can't kill two birds with one stone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 load of bulluks, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 nice one, just made a **** day a whole lot better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Mike thats absolutetly ****e Well done mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 an apache boy is sitting with his dad outside the teepee one day and asks "dad,how did my sister get her name ?" "well" replies the father "when she born i open teepee flap and see two deer running,i call her two deer running,that why" "ok,what about my brother ?" "he born,me open flap and see eagle soaring,me name him that,why so many questions two dogs ***king ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 i didn't think they could get worse well done digger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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