Pushkin Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 A man has two tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him? "No", he says. "The seat is empty". "This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?" "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married". "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No. wait for it................ They're all at the funeral". pushkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 A man has two tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him? "No", he says. "The seat is empty". "This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?" "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married". "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No. wait for it................ They're all at the funeral". pushkin Old'un, but golden. Nice to see you doing your bit for the environment and recycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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