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  • Birthday 13/08/1968

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    most types of shooting ,fishing,music,tv.foooooood

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  1. You're very welcome nev . It's always a pleasure to meet up mate . You're always more than welcome to pop over whenever you fancy a change of scenery. ๐Ÿ‘.
  2. The guy should have got a medal for crime prevention ๐Ÿ‘.
  3. DAVE . we need a picture of ditchies face , while he's pulling a big tick ๐Ÿ˜Š
  4. Purely out of interest . Do we have any pw pet shop owners ?. If we do , it might be an idea to give them the heads up about hamster clients .๐Ÿ˜ Just imagine how it would look on your gurt big telly ๐Ÿ˜„
  5. I believe that the complications usually occur , due to the hamsters hanging on really tight ๐Ÿฅด. I must say that it is most noble of you to offer your services free of charge for a pigeonwatch brother , but might I suggest that you video the extraction , purely in the name of medical progress, and the pw wattsap group. Thankyou David, but my hamster is a gerbil ๐Ÿ˜.
  6. That's me out then . I can't tie my laces without my back popping out.๐Ÿ˜
  7. Give birth to a dead otter ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Ditchman will put you right on the hamstering business. If you'll take my advice , you'll never ever Google anything that he gently pushes in your direction . One thing is for sure . You'll never be able to look a hamster in the eye , ever again . Oh the shame ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’.
  8. If its to save the life of , manthing , ditchman , or , the hamster family , then he's good to go ๐Ÿ‘.
  9. Don't laugh , they'll be calling you when it all goes terribly wrong , and they need a doctor with very long fingers that knows how to keep schtum ๐Ÿ˜„
  10. I can hear ditchman getting his bicycle clips polished , he'll be on the way shortly . He's gonna get you all cidered up , and give you a right old hamstering , yessir you're gonna wish you'd just asked for the ginger.๐Ÿ˜ฏ The best advice I can give you , is get plenty of ice ready , and try to sleep on your front for a few nights ๐Ÿ‘.
  11. That's the one ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
  12. Oh no , just why did you have to mention the moles . He'll spend the rest of the day in a sherry and smoked kippers fueled rage now ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜
  13. I reckon the ditchmeister will go with . Aaaamster be gone boi ๐Ÿ˜
  14. Thankyou for you generous words Jeremy. It would have been nice if you could have slipped bronzed addonis in there though ๐Ÿ˜„ . You're more than welcome to come whenever you want mate , and when you've been out with me a few times , and I've shown you around , you'll be able to pop over on your own.๐Ÿ‘
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