P03 Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 A hunter is out in the woods when he sees the biggest bear he's ever seen. Slowly he lines up his sights and BOOOOM!! when the smoke clears theres no sign of the Bear. He walks over to where he thinks the Bear is and as he's looking he feels someone tapping him on the shoulder. He looks round and there's the Bear "You've got two options" said the Bear "I can either tear you to pieces or **** you up the ***". Two weeks later the Hunter is limping through the woods with his new shoulder mounted cannon and he sees the Bear. He thinks to himself "I'll have the B****** this time" and lines up carefully CAAAABOOOOOM!! again when the smoke clears there's no sign of the Bear. He walks over and stands rigid when someone taps him on the shoulder "Well" said the Bear.... Another two weeks pass and the hunter is painfully hobbling through the woods this time with an anti-tank missile launcher. He sees the bear and thinks to himself " That ****** won't survive this time" With great care he takes aim and WHOOOOOOOOOSH CAAAAABOOOOOOM! as the smoke clears the Hunter feels a tap on his shoulder "Go on" said the Bear "admit it.......you don't come here for the hunting do you?" P03 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Now you've got Bertie looking for a bear around Bishop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 :( Eye wateringly good joke :( Ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Now you've got Bertie looking for a bear around Bishop The only bear i'll be looking for round bishop is a bear woman, or two if i'm lucky! :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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