Axe Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happen ed to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimised men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. How beer works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 ~rolls eyes~ damn, why am i laughing. muahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 why is this funny? why am i laugthing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 why is this funny? why am i laugthing? You wont be once you're old enough to drink the stuff! Many a prize moose bagged during the 5-minutes-to-closing rush! Had it not been for this vicious drug "beer", I would have recognised them for the diseased animals they were and left them well alone! Ahh, that "something bad's happened, but what..." feeling.... Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Oh she'd get it! Not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Oh she'd get it! Not! Yes, the ten pint, double bagger hippocrocopig Common habitat: The dance floor of some hellhole provincial nightclub/pub with sticky boarded "dancing area". Garrison towns. Behaviour: Engaging in scary, prolonged eye contact with anything percieved to be male. Dancing and screeching along to Take That, Robbie Williams, anything from Grease. Vomiting. Cackling. Converges into large herds to confuse and intimidate prey. Diet: Bacardi breezer, Wkd blue, Tia Maria and coke, Kebabs, young men to drunk to care whether underwear is up or down at potty time. Mating rituals: The "lunge", the "grope", the "tongue sarnie", the unwelcome "bump 'n grind". Defensive mechanisms: Threats to kill/knock you out whilst in earshot of drunken, approving mates, always within safe distance of a bouncer. Avoidance techniques: If you drink the dreaded brew, there is no escape. Sooner or later, you too will wake up going "oh god nooo" and ignoring calls from your mates for a month! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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