Browning GTS Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins ?" The woman says: "No, he's 9 years old and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike ?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got shagged twice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Yep that's a goodun and I will be trotting that one out down the pub tomorrow and claiming it as my own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Me to Mungler i liked that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 You takin' the **** out of my missus ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 You takin' the **** out of my missus ?? If he is, she's a bigamist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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