trakker01 Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I Was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near Suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten quid ," the guy says. "Ten quid ? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ." :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 :( priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherbrute Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Great one Ray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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