Mungler Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 At work, a ferral pigeon has landed in the car park outside. It is looking pretty ill and motionless - it has either caught something or it has been clipped by a car. So it's sitting outside and I am thinking that I am going to break its neck and bin bag it on the way home. An old dear has just walked past, got a box from the place next door and has tried to retrieve it. She failed, and the the ferral has waddled under my car. She now wants to phone the RSPB to come and get it! The funny bit is that yours truly, now has to sit tight and can't move his car - local people keep local businesses in business. So, I thought you lot might enjoy the irony of it all, and as I finish this, the ferral is still under my car. I would however hope that the RSPB will put the phone down laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 It could be an exhausted racing pigeon, there were some quite violent storms around the country last night, check for a ring before doing anything terminal, like driving off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Mungler, you big girls blouse, get down on the ground and neck it LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I hoped you checked it was not a racer and took an executive type decision and necked it. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Reminds me of when we were on holiday in Cornwall, me and the misses was walking down a path on the farm we were staying at, when we noticed this couple looking at something under a hedge. When we got there they were making a big fuss about a rabbit sat there, saying how cute So there we are looking, my Jack Russell is off the lead. Any way they walk off the dog is looking the wrong way and the rabbit is down his hole we just look at each other thinking, the wrong people to show a bunny to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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