the last engineer Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 a pass on of light entertainment (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest ````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ````````````````````````````````````````````````` "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward ```````````````````````````````````````````` "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC ````````````````````````````` "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents ```````````````````````````````````````````````````` "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." --A congressional candidate in Texas ```````````````````````````` "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark `````````````````````````````````` "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President ``````````````````` "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle `````````` "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca ``````````` "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ```````````````````````````````````````````` "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor ````````````````````````````````` "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President `````````````````` "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP ```````````````` "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ```````````````` "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina ```````````````````````````````````````````` "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Feeling smarter yet? dont you love a world full of smart people Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Go Mariah !!! Laugh i nearly .... all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 There are some corkers in there. When I moved into to my current dwelling I continually received statements from Seeboard chasing money for the account prior to my moving in. The previous occupier had passed away and his family had notified Seeboard. The bills being sent were addreses to Mr ******* deceased. Not happy of a response, Seeboard then set about to phone and when I answered the girl actually asked to speak to Mr *******. The funniest bit of it was that I had to explain the Seeboards mistake several times before the girl finally twigged on and laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 I bet Miss Alabama does a good turn Martin LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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