Good to pass the time

[Poacher]

For those of you wanting to know the pigeon watch story so far, as contributed too by the fine members his forum I have condensed it down

one fine day years ago cranfield was polishing his floppy helmet which recently went off due too badgers evil minds, pictures flashbacks resulting in peeling potatoes at 360 feet away from the humongous elephant with big balls which swung pendulously but nevertheless it was decided lesbians like custard tarts with salty cashews....However when chewing salty chocolate nuts you spit mainly old teeth which can become fishy flavored …Yesterday it became obvious that Tuesday was today but childish wallys like you should boil eggs using socks made entirely from paper FULLSTOP… raisins give you cranberry juice flavored pickled cranberries… However the notion scrotum said Darebear glitter rhymes said Fred dibnah forgot his ladder leaving him parolytically in debt up to the hilt in Yemen there said an apologetic man who's nasal congestion produced atmospheric particles which exploded into smithereens destroying everything that was near France but fortunately gremlins managed to absorb HenryD's bad cavities demolished absolutely completely but retarded blamange began to solidify into bricks called Dorothy whos ****** webpage was pigeonwatch and members drank many bottles BRUT after Christmas birth Jesus went crazy punched get Mary St Paul get herpes aaaa life u get cream gateau and bins ate woodlice yuck yak sick splurge childish smell people love Tony Blair decapitated penguin stink box vergina popodupolous who could Dr who regenerate begets bum smells

 

Apologies for interjecting however I would be most grateful if someone were to comprise an accurate summary of the one word posts to date, as I am far too ****** to read the 15 pages.

 

In the meantime and to move things forwards, my one word is:

 

"OF"

 

However I fear that none of this now makes any sense.

 

Kindest regards,

 

Mungler

(Cranfield) As this whole thread is in danger of wandering into the nonsense zone, it may have a foreshortened life

Meanwhile back downunder (is that 2 words?rb5037) some kangaroo humping bent ozzies dog called ben who (don’t you mean 'Dover') takes all members violently opposed immigrants coming over from south shields mosque burn them all said that man who will sacrifice bulls dangaly gonads squashed ouch said Mohammed Ali Fullstop comma period drink beer made up of sloes picked from verginal newts drunk lots of urine from the fountain of youth disregarding assurances beforehand regarding allegations towards moderators ovaries unfertilized are super cala that frajalisticexpealadoshus

if you suck my fat bottom burp pardon excused said Hodmedod.one

shot up yes I will take one up the breech 's but you have got such flatulence sneakily peeped around munglers large pimply pricklers which grew ontop hairier than every bone in the snap on broke skint old **** paid too ride a spaceship called Sgt Bilko clunk which his went backwards and forwards orderly towards earth.

(this is to the end of page 25 someone else will have to do the rest...) regards Poacher

[Topgunners]

sorry.

 

but it reads a load of garbage to me.

 

 

Dave K

[Hunter]

Errrr not to sure of the meaning of this, but il second it to the 'nonsonse zone'

[Dunkield]

I think . . .

 

It is the text from the word association thread maybe?