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Young lad runs up to his dad and asks "dad, whats the difference between 'potential' and 'reality?'"

 

Dad thinks for a minute and decides he can answer the boy with a practical example.

 

"go upstairs and ask your mother if she would sleep with brad pitt for a million quid". The boy obliges.

 

He comes running down the stairs and says ..

 

"she said **** yeah!"

 

"ok, go ask your sister if she would sleep with her teacher for a million quid". The boy obliges and comes back downstairs full of glee

 

"she said **** yeah I would!"

 

The dad thinks for a moment, then answers...

 

"see son, potentially we are millionaires but in reality we are sharing a house with a couple of whores"

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