Claydon Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 This is an exact replication of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. Female Interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? General: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. Interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? General: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. Interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. General: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 I'll have to remember that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 Great, but someone already posted it on PW last year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave15 Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 I think I posted it last year. Still it gets better everytime I hear it. All The best Big Dave 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbus Polumbus Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Give that man a cigar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shropshire Lad Posted November 6, 2003 Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 Give the interviewer the sack for ending the chat and not being able to out wit an american general. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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