hawkeye Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" The guy says,"I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink." He says,"I love it, come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy, standing stark naked, one with his **** in a bowl of custard, and the other with his **** stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies,"Well, Oim fokin discustard, and Murphy here has just come in despair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 :blink: :yp: :( A blinder when done with the accent :blink: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Top-notch well done :yp: :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 :blink: :blink: :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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