Cranfield Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 A Duck walks into an Chemist Shop, looks up at the Chemist and says "Got any duck food?" "No we don't have duck food! We're a Chemist Shop and we don't serve ducks .. now get out of here." The Duck comes back the next day, "Got any duck food?" "I told you yesterday! No duck food .. now get out!" Duck comes back a third day, "Got any duck food?" "Look, I've told you twice .. we don't sell to ducks and we don't have duck food. If you come in here again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor and ring your scrawny neck." Duck comes in the very next day .. "Got any nails?" "NO!" "Got any duck food?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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